Welcome one and all, to the mad carnival. All these creatures you see come from my head, and my little hat. The admission is free, just please, do not touch, they do have a little tendency to bite. And be sure to keep in touch, is not often, but sometimes more...things...come to the Carnival. Also if you want an experience for something other than the eyes, take a break and read the little stories that I like to tell. It's not often again, but there will be more, or maybe it will vanish and be replaced by a new story, whatever my fancy. I also enjoy the act of becoming another person, if you need someone for a voice, give me a call, or drop a note in my office, and I'll try to get back to you. Now please, step right up, and enjoy the show.